Goat

Nobody invited the goat. It climbs what it should not, tastes what it should not, and moves whole tables with one thoughtful push. Grandmothers love it anyway.

What it can do

• Act

  Eat anything

  Laundry, plants, paperwork: nibble first, think later.

• Ability

  Headbutt

  Butt a prop out of the way. Props only, never animals or people.

• Ability

  Bleat

  A bleat that carries down the whole lane.

• When it fits

  Sure-foot

  Keep your footing in steep, narrow places no goat should be.

• Ultimate

  GOAT Charge

  Head down, full speed, and nothing on the table stays on the table.

Breeds

• ShamiFree
• ZaraibiFree
• BaladiEarned in play
• BarkiEarned in play
• PygmyIn a pack
• NubianSeason

Breeds are sidegrades: a different coat and a small trade-off, never a stronger animal.

True facts about the real animal

• Goats have rectangular pupils, which give them a very wide view.
• Real goats are picky eaters that test things with their lips. "Eats anything" is our favourite exaggeration.
• Goats were among the first animals people kept, around 10,000 years ago.